Nightlife In Farnham

Nightlife in Farnham: The Debate.

If I had a pound for every time I heard a second or third year complain about how dull they thought a night out in Farnham was... well I would probably be down the Jolly Sailor taking advantage of their £2.25 a pint of Cheapsberg instead of writing this review. It probably doesn’t help that I’m having the most boring Sunday night of MY LIFE after wandering up and down the high street trying to find a pub that could offer me and my mates a burger and a beer for under a 5er – in the end we settled for a Fosters top and some cheesy chips... god I miss Wetherspoons.

Indeed, a lot of the older lads must have run these pubs dry while moving through to their later years. Heck, after three weeks of fresher’s I’m starting to feel the same! But there are always opportunities to have a good laugh and a great night; you just need to be at the right place at the right time. The fresher’s pub guide in the late student magazine (soon to be started up again by my class) gave us the low-down on where to be and even provided a little map with colour-coded icons. Pubs like The Mulberry or William Cobbet do pretty excellent student nights with cheap beer and multi-buy offers, and on the other hand there will always be the ‘old man’ pubs that aren’t particularly student friendly (Yes, I’m thinking of you The Hop Blossom).

Then there are the mid-way bars like the infamous Slug and Lettuce, or even the Queens Head with its ridiculously welcoming candle lit wooden tables and warming open log fires, that aren’t actually reluctant to let us crowd up the gaff but just don’t have any cheap drinks or event nights, nor do they have many students (or even young people).

Price is another major factor in this topic. I mean, who in their right mind would spend £3.60 for a pint of lager at the Wheatsheaf when trying to juggle a tight budget courtesy of their massively late student loan (cheers student finance!) when the Mulberry is giving out Snakebites for two quid and a free shot of Apple Sours on entry? Now, it doesn’t get any easier when you have to move out of the student village after your first year, having to pay for bills ON TOP of rent and pushing your intoxicated body to its limits by walking miles away from the town centre (Farnham is deceptively big).

With that said, nightlife as a fresher was pretty sweet. We loved stumbling around in the dark in search of these pubs that are rather inconveniently placed as far away as possible from the University to hit the student nights, and the SU is normally open till about 2 AM on Thursdays and Fridays, just a few minutes’ walk from the halls. The only problem is though, that in Farnham, it’s got to be Monday, Wednesday and Friday. On any other night you might as well cut your losses, order a domino’s and get into bed. Contrary to the rest of the country, the weekends are rather lifeless.

All in all though, I’m yet to be convinced that the nightlife in Farnham is really as disastrous as many people think it is. My guess is that they’re just out of touch.

 For me and my friends, we’re still loving it.  

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Amstell's Amstell

A review of Simon 'Never Mind The Buzzcock' Amstell's new comedy series: Grandma's House, showing on BBC2 at 10PM every Monday.

The cast of Simon's new comedy

The title of Simon Amstell's new comedy is rather fitting, because if I wanted to witness such an awkward exchange of opinions between quintessentially British elderly relatives I would indeed visit my grandmother's house for a spot of afternoon tea and a weekly dose of French-bashing.

A rather intentionally dull comedy with a setting that reminds me of another stereotypical English household (yes, I'm looking at you The Royal Family), Grandma's House gives you a sneak-peak of Amstell’s conventional mum and grandparents - along with other not so welcome guests, who are quite predictably contrapuntal to Simon's homosexually liberal charm, not to mention his casual ‘Topman’ Indie dress sense with skin tight jeans, man-bag and shaggy brown locks that go hand in hand to make him stick out like the British National Party at an equal rights protest.

With numerous references to the infamous Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Amstell's loveable talent of taking the piss out of celebrities turns its attention to his mother’s new fiancé and other uncouth characters. But despite how much I enjoy the witty remarks and subtle sarcasm, I found he takes a while to settle into his stride and take flight, and his acting to be lacking in substance until the later stages of the episode. This inevitably left the majority of the opening episode featuring a timid and shy performance that was drowned in an onslaught of humdrum conversation about Simon wanting to leave the show and peruse a more fulfilling life... Perhaps as a bald headed Buddhist in Thailand, as the story goes.

One of the obvious problems with this programme is the irksome similarities between Simon and his character, Simon. The Simon we know is playing Simon, who is in fact the same as both the real Simon and the pretend Simon, but who is actually the real Simon, so my reference to the real Simon playing the character Simon as pretend Simon is actually wrong, because they are both just Simon. Buzzcock’s Simon and Grandma’s Simon. See what I did there? Confusing aye. Leaving all that Simon business aside though... and despite the awkward stage presence Amstell seems to carry, I did actually enjoy the whole ‘ordinary’ ethos of the first episode. If you can put up with a slowly developing narrative and endless British cultural references, it’s worth checking out the next episode!

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Well hey there!

Although there must be hundreds, thousands.. in fact, hundreds of thousands of would-be, budding Journalism students eager to flex their writing muscles and ramble on about subjects ranging from your bog-standard local pub review to titles as diverse as the very audience I am currently typing to, I do hope you amazing new-media types will take a moment to check out some of the writing I intend to produce and show you all. It'll be worth it.. honest!

The entire purpose of this blog is for my work to be monitored and assessed by my course lecturers at the lovely University for the Creative Arts, but it is a great way for me to get feedback from others on my writing and critique’s. So please, do not hold back! Future entries will include reviews on Music, Film and T.V programs. One should expect a weekly update, at least.

So without further a due, I present the 29284573758353'millionth university students blog!